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Akcija 2.
Bilo je to prije nekoliko dana.Odmarao san u sjedištu jedinice, spremajući se napast Elite 4 sa svojin izabranim timon. Bija je to vrlo solidan i jak tim složen posebno za tu situaciju. Electivire, Dragonite, Gengar, Infernape, Swampert i Aggron svi redom 80+lvl spremni na borbu do kraja.
O jebemu, izgubija san se nisan vamo da se hvalin sa tin kako neman život (igran esim, to se podrazumijeva). Ugl, priđimo na bitno, a to je opis bitke i predstavljanje akcije.
Kako san već reka bili odmara san u sjedištu jedinice na Islandu, u pizdi mile matere. Dugo nije bilo akcije ili ičega, naše zalihe oružja su se punile, a zalihe alkohola praznile. "mrziiin dinamoooo, mrziiiin dinamooo" - odzvanjalo je iz mobitela. "P*čka ti materina, ona klošarska, ko smeta" - Javljam se. Bio je to
Hocci , plače da mu triba naša pomoć. Napada ko zna di, šalje odma po nas helikoptere da nas prevezu izravno u bitku. Nema strategije, moramo dobit.
"fala k*rcu, napokon akcija" - pomislin. SFFA nikad ne odbija bitku, tako da san brzinski okupija ekipu i krenija u bitku. Začudo, za ovu bitku smo svi bili spremni i zagrijani. čak i
sovy kojeg je žena ovaj put pustila bez šljive na oku šta se rijetko kad događa.
Dakle svi su bili tu redom:
Robija - ACAB, naš rob i najiskusniji član, priča nekim nerazumljivin slovima - mislin da su hijeroglifi
dekili - novak, doša na prijedlog Robije, i on priča nekim nerazumljivin slovima - isto hijeroglifi
TeflonTava008 aka Marsy - Vođa, dobri duh MU, pokemon majstor njegov pikachu čuda čini
19Th50 aka rajko21 - tenk, gurman, 150kg žive vage kad je gladan svi se sklanjamo. Priča se da u sloveniji majke plaše dicu sa njim
cvarak - nolifer, Hoccijev gospodar, biži od žena ko od vraga. Zadnji put izaša iz zatvorenog na putu od rodilišta do kuće
Baddaku - isto ka i cvarak, lokalni klošar i pijanac. urođen strah od seksa
EpicMouse - najpametniji od nas, al ipak dovoljno glup da uđe s nama u MU
MancaCro - lokalni Hercegovac
Dinkec - tradicionalist, drži do hrvatske tradicije, uša u MU priko veze
Queen_Amadea - žena, najveći strah Baddakua i cvarka. Ušla u MU prijeteči da će silovat obojicu
Zmaj - jedan od aktivnijih, viđen jedanput na chatu
Nighthawk 9 - naš Hawkeye, ne vidiš ga puno, al kad tuče čuda čini
ceranac1 - dobar tip, nije mi još jasan
Picoskop - badibilder, u MU samo jer nas može istuč
Ubitacni1911 - UDBA, još uvik misli da će MU mostarska diploma pomoć da nađe bolji posal od pranja čaša u lokalnoj birtiji u makarskoj ili mostaru.
Sad, kad smo predstavili naše hrabre vojnike, amo malo i sami tijek bitke opisat.
Vrlo brzo smo se opremili, i uputili na bojište. Do tamo su nas tribali prevest mađarski helikopteri koji su bili pouzdani poput hrvatskih migova, ali ipak smo teškom mukon došli do bojišta. Tamo smo imali šta vidit.
Hocci je zva za kurac, bitka skoro rješena. Mađari su sami bez po snage rješili neprijatelje, ostalo je samo još nekih 10ak protivničkih pješaka koji su hrabro odbijali predaju. Bezveze potrošen dan, al eto poslali smo Robiju da rješi tih desetak čisto da nismo bezveze dolazili. Nakon te jadne bitke, ušli smo u još jadnije mađarske helikoptere i uputili se put sjedišta stranke. Na putu do doma smo sredili par slovenskih tenkova čisto da potrošimo opremu i izličimo frustracije dugoga puta. U sjedištu je rajko izvadija slavonske specijalitete, domaću šljivu tako da smo se dobro napili i najeli.
P.S.
Queen_Amadea je jedna divna krasna žena, prava je sriča šta je imamo. Amadea jel ovako u redu?? sad me nećeš silovat??[ENGLISH]
F*ck it, i lost myself. I am not here to brag about i don't have life (i play esim, you already know that). Let's write about battle.
Anyway, as i already told you, i was resting at HQ, somewhere on Iceland. Last action was long time ago, our stocks of weapon were full, and stocks of alcohol were empty. "mrziiin dinamoooo, mrziiiin dinamooo" - my phone rang. "P*čka ti materina, ona klošarska, ko smeta(cursing)" - i answered. It was
Hocci , he is crying because he needs help. He is attacking some region, so he sends helicopters to get us. There is no strategy in this battle, we must win. Of course i accepted mission. SFFA never refused any battle. I gathered my team as fast as i could. We were all ready for action, even sovy . This time his wife let him go without bruises, which is rare thing to happen.
So, let's show you all noobs here.
Now, we can go further on battle
I'm too lazy to translate it further so i will shorten this story.
Hocci called us for nothing, he destroyed enemy with half of his forces. We went home all f*cked up, destroying few slovenian tanks on the road.
P.S.
Queen_Amadea is one beautiful, lovely lady. We are lucky to have her. Amadea is this ok, you won't rape me now??
I know that after reading this article you will want to join our MU, you must pay 20g to join and you must work in our companies and you will get miserable supply of 5q5 food
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
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In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
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The international war.
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